Faux Lasagne🎭
We show up. We perform. Your guests have absolutely no idea what’s happening. It’s wonderful.
What we do
Real actors.
Ridiculous scenarios.
Legendary nights.
Faux Lasagne designs and delivers immersive, actor-led experiences for events — with a particular love for stag and hen parties. We slot into your plans and quietly make everything dramatically better.
Choose from our catalogue of pre-made scenarios (yes, there is a catalogue, and yes, it is good), or work with us to build something completely bespoke. Either way, your guests will be talking about it for years.
We handle the briefing, the costumes, the chaos. You take all the credit.
“We know what we’re doing — and more importantly, we know how to make it look like no-one does.”
One of our three founding directors brings over a decade of hands-on immersive theatre expertise. They’ve designed and run shows across the full scale — from intimate fringe productions through to large-scale festival events — managing everything from casting and scripting to on-the-ground performance direction for thousands of audience-participants across the UK.
Suspiciously
simple process.
Three steps between you and the best story anyone at that party has ever told.
Tell us about the event
Drop us a message with the basics — who, where, when, and how chaotic you’d like things to get. We’ll take it from there.
We build the experience
Pick from our catalogue or collaborate on something custom. We handle the script, the actors, the props, and the plan.
Watch it unfold
We show up, we perform, everyone is baffled in the best way possible. You act like you had nothing to do with it. (Or take the credit. We don’t mind.)